Teachers Part 2

 You know, the more I listen to Ted Cruz, the more I think he might be right. If the teacher who had to listen to him monologue like a dickhead in class had been armed we wouldn't have to deal with him in the Senate. Problem fucking solved.

Teachers

 The most amusing part about the suggestion of arming teachers isn’t the fact that you don’t trust them to teach your kids or,  you're worried they say "gay" or, that you keep bitching about their unions but want them to be armed around a bunch of little assholes. It’s that you expect them to use their own weapons and ammo but they’re still paying out of pocket to buy actual fucking school supplies. You’re going to what, make a box of .45 ACP tax deductible?

Kaua'i

 I'm not saying I condone drug use, but if we could just send Ezra Miller to Kaua'i and point him towards Zuckerberg's house, I'd appreciate it.

Happy Domestic Infant Suppliers' Day

 Hopefully you enjoyed it while you could. Next year "Happy Mother’s Day" is going to be a threat.