Sick Day

If Santa mainly works one day a year, does he ever tale a sick day?

Christmas Cards

I don’t know what to do with all these Christmas cards. I’m not going to leave them up after the holiday and it seems like a waste to just toss them. I think what I’m going to do is create a murder board out of all of them, just pop them on some cork and run some string between them in a weird pattern, then take a picture of it and send that out as my Christmas card to everyone next year.

Movies About Babies

Well of course they had to do he movie about Rosemary's Baby. By the time they're toddlers, all kids are demonic little assholes. The sequel, Rosemary's Teenager, is way scarier though.

Christmas Concerts

If you happen to be organizing a Christmas concert in a mental hospital, please make the first song "Do You Hear What I Hear".

that is all.