Monday, February 24, 2014

social livestock

I've never been been made aware of any pigs having any sort of political or social allegiances. Be it fascist or otherwise. If anything I would assume they would want to support vegans more than fascists. Though I supposed they're pretty relaxed and independent so maybe it should be "Libertarian Pigs" instead.

 Now bees or ants, those I could see as fascist. Those little fuckers even march like invading Axis armies.


I'm 87% sure that quinoa is made from 100% recycled soda bottles

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Reality TV

Oh, I get it, "The Biggest Loser" because they're fat sacks and you're trying to help them to "lose" weight. Ha ha ha. More fun at other people's expense. Tell you what, I'll tell you to go shove it up your ass, then you can make a new show, called The Biggest Asshole. Also, this makes for very engaging television. I'm both glad that I haven't seen this much of the show before and sad that I didn't get to feel hatred and disgust towards the disturbing treatment of other people sooner.

Saturday, February 15, 2014


To: student in line at lunch - I'm sure there's like 10x more people who write poetry than who actually read it. shut up and order already.


Some days there's just enough Internet to remind me why I'm not unemployed.


I got picked to do the Nielson TV surveys, so I'm filling out a TV watching diary. My TV watching is very boring. Also, as a thank you they give you a little cash, this is the only time I've seen new $5 bills. Like brand new. I'm afraid to put them in my wallet for fear of bending or creasing them. Maybe I'll just use it to get the porn channels so I can leave the TV on all day with porn and make my diary filling out easier.