Saturday, October 26, 2013

The Rapture

In any given 24 hr. day, there's probably a good 14 or 15 hrs where, if the rapture happened at any particular point, I would be embarrassed by what I was caught doing. And for anybody paying attention, I purposely use the word "what" instead of "who".

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Buying a Car

If I buy a car I want to buy a Transformer. Not because they're made in America. I don't really care about that and besides, every Transformer I remember from when I was a kid said "Made in China" anyway. I would want to buy a Transformer because I bet the insurance rates are really good. Plus, fun in traffic.

Thursday, October 17, 2013


I saw the latest Superman reincarnation was released on DVD and BluRay. The thing with Superman is that every week, some asshole is throwing a tanker truck through a building or using a cruise ship as a toothpick, can you imagine what the insurance premiums in Metropolis are like?  It's no big wonder Metropolis is such a thriving city, they have the rebuild the whole thing every couple of months.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013


Considering how much Garfield just sits around eating lasagna, you think he'd be stoned way more often.