Sunday, August 27, 2017

Glass Half Full.

You don't often see a fat heroin addict, so maybe take a positive spin on things, this opioid epidemic is probably great for the obesity epidemic.

See, I can be optimistic.

Saturday, August 26, 2017


I'm going to celebrate Sean Connery's birthday (today) by watching Zardoz and drinking a lot of scotch. If you haven't seen it yet, you should. Not only is it one of the greatest bad movies of all time, it's also a great preview of what we can look forward to during Trump's second term.

Friday, August 18, 2017


I don’t know if this is because of my shitty typing or if Google is starting to know way too much about me, but I was writing a thing and referenced the BTK killer (like the serial killer from Kansas. Kansas: because that much flat nothing makes you want to kill people) and it auto-corrected that to BLT. And now I want a sandwich.

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Translating language

Oh, I get it now, "winning" to DJT must mean what Charlie Sheen thinks it means, not what the English language thinks it means. So I just need a Google Translate for English to Ego-maniacal Liar and I can understand what he's saying.

Hey, you know what though? He's right, I'm tired of winning already. Enough with the winning. Let's go back to not winning, where North Korea couldn't reach me with a nuclear warhead