Thursday, March 29, 2012

Facebook Games

Why don't I play games on Facebook? Because Farmville has the highest population of the lowest IQ farmers on the face of the planet. And I already have words with friends. Two in parituclar come to mind right now. Care to guess what they are?

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Lab Coat

You're a cashier at a goddamn Walmart "vision center" what in the hell do you need a white lab coat for? Doing lots of chemistry are you? What, is there a meth lab hidden behind the eye chart Ms. Breaking Bad?

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Entrance and Exit

Look bitch, I'm not going to ride up and down in this elevator again which means it ain't going anywhere until I exit; so you might as well back the fuck up and let me leave before you try to get on.