Concession

 You’re all going to be sorry when 2020 refuses to concede that it’s over.

Post-Pandemic

 When this pandemic is over, there's still a bunch of you I want to stay away from.

Christmas

 It's been Christmas now for a while in Asia, Aus and NZ. The US East passed into Christmas a little while ago and the West Coast will be there shortly. 

If you're reading this, I once again commend you on already ignoring your family on Christmas.

Cricket

 I don't understand the sport of Cricket. Not that I particularly care to. Just that I don't get it.  I tried to watch it once. Then again, I also tried LSD once.  Not a fan of either. Maybe I should have tried to watch it on LSD?

Loyalty

 If Biden wins this election two more times he gets the next one free with a filled punch card.