Sunday, October 28, 2012

Village idiot

Does it still take a village to raise a child when that child is the village idiot?

Halloween Tsunami

There was a 7.7 earthquake near British Columbia causing some expected tsunamis here. I want to make some smart ass comment, like 'my pants are a tsunami refugee zone for any wayward Halloween partygoers' but I won't. Instead I will simply remind you all to stay safe... and blame CanadaLike · · Promote · 42 minutes ago near Honolulu ·

Side note, and this hopefully won't happen, but how bad would it be not only to die in a tsunami, but to die stuck in traffic from a Halloween party dressed as a slutty pumpkin?