Speakerphone

 You’ll spend $700+ on a new phone but cheap out on a $20 headset and make everyone listen to your speakerphone call in public?

Fuck all of you. The entire species.

Cost of Living

 I keep hearing about how expensive it is to live in Hawaii. And I'll admit, you can live comfortably in other places much cheaper. But affording a comfortable life in Hawaii only requires that you have rich parents and a decent alibi for the homicide investigators.