+

Genuine question, not meant to be patronizing, but why is there a + in LGBTQ+ now? Have we run out of letters or is that just for people who prefer to have sex with math?

It’s fine if that’s what it is, I just don’t know how you get consent from a fraction.

Climate Change

Climate change doesn’t scare me. I’m old. I’ll be dead long before the really horrible stuff happens. Now reincarnation - that’s fucking terrifying.

Health

I need to get a physical done at my GP's office (who I haven't seen in like five years). Generally, I'm in pretty good health, but I'm wary of using the term 'health as a horse' in a doctor's office because I've broken a leg before and when I horse breaks a leg, they fucking shoot it.

Weather

The thing about Hawaii is that sunny weather is pretty typical. So I'm sometimes left to wonder if that was just a light drizzle of rain or was that a random bird peeing on my head.

Birthdays

If I shared a birthday with Morrissey I would play his music every year, only on that day. As an annual reminder of the peace and serenity that awaits me when I'm finally dead.