Judging Debate

Here’s the thing about judging high school debate: not for the first time today I find myself writing the note “genocide - blah blah woof woof” and what little remains of my moral conscience slips that much further into the void.

On Columbus Day

In honor of Columbus Day I’d also like to commit acts of slavery and genocide, spread diseases and take a bunch of shit that doesn’t belong to me. I guess what I’m saying is that I’d like to be Florida for a day.