Teachers

 The most amusing part about the suggestion of arming teachers isn’t the fact that you don’t trust them to teach your kids or,  you're worried they say "gay" or, that you keep bitching about their unions but want them to be armed around a bunch of little assholes. It’s that you expect them to use their own weapons and ammo but they’re still paying out of pocket to buy actual fucking school supplies. You’re going to what, make a box of .45 ACP tax deductible?