Hillary Clinton was wrong

Hillary Clinton is wrong when says “Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV”

Martin Sheen would do a much better job than the current assclown.

And I’m counting creating Charlie Sheen in that evaluation.

Lockdown

I’ll withhold my judgement on whether it’s too early to drop the COVID lockdown measures until two to three weeks after Trump’s next rally

Amazon

In the time of COVID-19 does The Stork still bring babies or is that Amazon now too?

Pandemic Birth Control

You know, it occurs to me, you've got a bunch of people furloughed, sitting at home because they can't go anywhere; and while Netflix is pretty extensive, they've got a finite playlist. In about nine months you're going to have a bunch more kids to deal with and probably more than a few abortions once you're no longer stuck in the same room as THAT asshole.

Banks

See, the problem is, I work at a bank now and we're considered "essential" so when I do have to go into the office, anyone I walk past that isn't homeless is wearing a mask and gloves. On a bright day like today, they're wearing sunglasses, a mask and, gloves and now everybody I pass looks like they're going to go rob the fucking bank. On a rainy day, they're wearing a jacket, a mask, gloves and, because it's Hawaii, still sunglasses and even more so they look like they're all on the way to rob the bank.
The next time I go into the bank I'm going to just pass a note to the teller saying I lost my voice and see if the silent alarm gets tripped.