Banks

See, the problem is, I work at a bank now and we're considered "essential" so when I do have to go into the office, anyone I walk past that isn't homeless is wearing a mask and gloves. On a bright day like today, they're wearing sunglasses, a mask and, gloves and now everybody I pass looks like they're going to go rob the fucking bank. On a rainy day, they're wearing a jacket, a mask, gloves and, because it's Hawaii, still sunglasses and even more so they look like they're all on the way to rob the bank.
The next time I go into the bank I'm going to just pass a note to the teller saying I lost my voice and see if the silent alarm gets tripped.