On Tara Reid, Terminators and Asteroids

If nothing else, you kind of have to appreciate how boring this apocalypse is. No space aliens, no Skynet, no Tara Reid with a chainsaw blowing up flying sharks, no Bruce Willis having to sacrifice himself to a space rock, no thermonuclear explosions, nothing in the weather on the scale of a Geostorm, no zombies (yet). Just a limited supply of TP and being told not to interact with a bunch of assholes I didn’t want to talk to anyway. Who knew the apocalypse could be so boring?