Ego
Scientists estimate there are about 2.2 million ocean species and about 90% of them remain undiscovered.
You swim where all of them poop, so maybe take the ego down a notch or three.
A series of random thoughts, rants and comments on things I think about but probably shouldn't.
Scientists estimate there are about 2.2 million ocean species and about 90% of them remain undiscovered.
You swim where all of them poop, so maybe take the ego down a notch or three.
Okay, so you've got a balloon the size of three buses and you shoot it down in 50 ft. of water. How much rice do you need to put that motherfucker in to dry it off?
I just misread the subtitle option for "Spanish" as "Spinach" and for half a beat thought to myself "the vegans have gone too far."
Probably time to give up and go to sleep.
You’ll spend $700+ on a new phone but cheap out on a $20 headset and make everyone listen to your speakerphone call in public?
Fuck all of you. The entire species.
I keep hearing about how expensive it is to live in Hawaii. And I'll admit, you can live comfortably in other places much cheaper. But affording a comfortable life in Hawaii only requires that you have rich parents and a decent alibi for the homicide investigators.