fishing

If a fish jumped in my boat you'd better believe I'm gonna eat it and I'm not going to blame the fisherman. I'm just saying, nobody forced you to swim where there's sharks.

Instagram

If the food was that good, you’d take a picture of the devastation after you ate it. Not before.

Yay Fireworks!

Hey kids. Just remember, if you blow off your fingers tomorrow you can't unlock your phone anymore