Monday, January 28, 2008

Happy Older Day

There's a rash of birthdays for friend of mine around this time each year and I'd like to say Happy Birthday but it seems like kind of stupid thing to celebrate. Congrats, at some point in the past, years and years ago, you managed to be squeezed out of a birth canal. Woot. I think it's more appropriate to say Happy Older Day. Congrats on living through another year of taxes, traffic, second hand smoke and bullshit at work without finally giving in and throwing yourself off of the tallest building in your respective city. I'm happy that you're a year older because, quite frankly, misery loves company and if I have to put up with this shit, so do you.


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