Novelty Porn
So I was reading a thing a couple weeks ago where someone had made what is essentially the porn spoof on the Brady Bunch. I can't remember the title off the top of my head, but it got me thinking, what other TV shows and childhood memories would make good porn?
Top of my head:
Peanuts - Because you know that little red haired girl that Charlie Brown is after would be a total slut
Return of the Jedi - but only because of the Ewoks
The Smurfs - Because I have to imagine all that blue body paint would be damn sexy
The Snorks - Random protrusions and multiple orificies...orificices?...no orifices.
If you can think of any more, drop them in a comment.
Top of my head:
Peanuts - Because you know that little red haired girl that Charlie Brown is after would be a total slut
Return of the Jedi - but only because of the Ewoks
The Smurfs - Because I have to imagine all that blue body paint would be damn sexy
The Snorks - Random protrusions and multiple orificies...orificices?...no orifices.
If you can think of any more, drop them in a comment.
posted by rpalmeira at 9:51 AM
2 Comments:
Thundercats? I'd hate to think of what funny quip you'd come up with for that one...
The Fraggles? Lord, help us, please?
Sesame Street? Come on, now...Big Bird? They were trying to say something...
The Muppets? A frog and a pig? Maybe they should change the saying to "Frog legs taste like pork..." instead of chicken?
If I can, I'll shoot you more...tee hee hee...
Me :)
Thundercats, wow, that's honestly one I didn't think about.
Sesame Street only works with gay porn though. Bert and Ernie in a threeway with Elmo. "Stop stuffing Elmo full of %$#@! Stop stuffing Elmo full of %$#@!"
Oh and the muppets would be too easy. Tastes like pork but smell like fish.
I am a twisted and demented person.
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