in re musical history

I confused Matchbox 20 with Maroon 5 again this evening. Doesn't really matter, except that I came very close to confusing both for UB40 for some reason. And that has me worried for my lack of memory with regards to musical history....and also reminds me of the time I had an entire argument with a Wal-Mart clerk about where they kept the UB40 when I meant WD-40. And to be honest I think UB-40 would be just as good as for loosening hinges so I'm not sure what her goddamn attitude was for. But I digress. What was  I talking about? Something about how many bands does it taken for Bono to open a stuck door? Whatever.