Hotwiring a NASA rover

I'm glad that NASA could successfully land their new rover on Mars, but what happens when some Martian asshat tries to hotwire that thing?

Can you get a car alarm on a rover? I guess it doesn't matter, nobody listens to those anyway and it would have to be pretty damn loud for any person to hear it.

I guess they could put a lo-jack on it, but good luck getting it back. I bet there's a huge black market for parts in the mad scientist community.

No steering wheel means they can't even put The Club on it. I think there's pretty much fucked. Some cholo Martin is going to have hydros on that thing and be bouncing to the red planet equivalent of La Bamba by tomorrow.