Alternative Medicine

I got the estimate for getting my wisdom teeth pulled today and  its $1400. Which is just goddamn insane. Anybody just want to punch me in the face for $5 instead? Ex's? Bosses? Employees?

One would think that my insurance would cover this, but that's actually AFTER my insurance. Which means my insurance is kind of like a black guy in the Republican Party, it's there but it doesn't do much.