Thursday, June 07, 2012

Extra Benefits

You know what would be great about being Superman? Never having to pay for plane tickets or hassle with TSA lines. Ever.

Don't get me wrong, heat vision and invulnerability seem pretty cool, but being able to tell the airlines to go fuck themselves and their baggage fees, plus being able to avoid random groping, how awesome would that be?

On the flip side, when Superman gets older, he should probably work for TSA. Like how some retirees work as Wal-Mart greeters? He could be the x-ray scanner.


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