The Last Place You Look

"it's always in the last place you look" is such bullshit. Of course it is, because once you find it, you stop looking. Nobody ever says "hm, now where did I leave my glasses? Not on the nightstand. Did I leave them on the table? Nope. I wonder if I a drunkenly left them on the table in CPK, let me call. Oh yep, they're there. Let me just check my backpack. Nope, not there. Maybe they're in Shannon's car. Nope no there either.

And if you're friends ever tell you "it's in the last place you look" stop talking to them. They're not your friends, they're fucking with you.