Sunday, June 03, 2012

The hare

I have a really good friend who's always trying some kind of get rich quick scheme. His fiancé gives him crap sometimes with the more wacky ventures like "safety beer" in plastic bottles (seriously), and occasionally reminds him of the children's story about the tortoise and the hare and comparing him to the hard. And I guess the moral of the story is supposed to be that slow and steady wins the race. But that's crap.

the hare was clearly the superior animal, he was just overconfident and lazy. So the moral of the story should be don't be overconfident and lazy. But the hard is still clearly the superior animal. Plus he's a fucking genius. He could rationalize taking a nap in the middle of a race. That's a pretty smart rabbit. Most of the rabbits I've ever known are pretty damn stupid. Cute, but stupid. Like high school cheerleaders. You should be so lucky as to be as smart as the hard. He could organize and put a wager on a race and rationalize a nap all before lunch. You should be so fucking productive.


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