Modern Music

I don't necessarily dislike the music made today. I dislike most modern covers of classic songs, but that's not really a big deal. I guess my problem is that a song like Stairway to Heaven wouldn't have made the Billboard lists today. Most of these dumpy motherfuckers I saw wandering aimlessly in the mall haven't actually used stairs in years, just the title would put them into a state of shock "wow, that, like seems like a lot of stairs. I don't know if I would go there. I'll just text heaven and we can catch up later at some place with an escalator."