Rock

Paper does not beat rock any anyone who says it does is full of shit. Throw a piece of paper at someone. Now throw a rock. No contest.

Hell, paper couldn't even protect you from rock. If I throw a rock at you and you hold up a piece of paper as a shield the rock will bust right through that paper and smack you in the face.

I will grant you that paper is much easier to write on than a rock, but even that can be done. All the thousands of pages of legislation that Congress passes vs. the ten commandments on some stone tablets. See rock even uses less resources so it's more environmentally friendly.

Paper beats rock, my ass.