Are you there God? It's me

when you say "are you thee God? It's me, Margaret" How does God know which Margaret? There's got to be millions of Margarets, Maybe he's busy and gets you confused with a stripper in Reno. You should be more specific.

And don't claim omniscience on me. If God has that level of omniscience then he doesn't need a first name. That's just wasting his time and he's a busy deity. Don't waste his time you selfish bastard.