thought of the day 2009 05 13 - naked rule

So the last time I got laid was back in March before Di left. Here's the thing, at some point before she left I guess I said that I'd take a vacation and go up to California to visit her. I don't remember this at all. I'm pretty sure it happened while she was naked and quite frankly that's just not fair. New rule:

Anything a guy says while a woman is naked doesn't count.

We simply do not remember. Boobs are like hypnosis. You do whatever you're told to and as soon as the top goes back on you wake up and don't remember a thing.