After Shave and Colonge

I don't really use colonge. sometimes I use aftershave. I guess I never really liked the smell of any of it. Not that it was bad, just that it wasn't overly appealing.

I mean you walk into a mall and all the chick shops have the smelly stuff. vanilla scented candles, hibiscus scented oil, rose water. There's no corresponding market for guys though. I'd like to see Calvin Klein come out with a meat scented colonge. I want an aftershave that smells like pot roast. or candles that give off the scent of roast pork. or potpurri that smells like braised lamb.