Avil vs. M&M's

I've always referred to Advil as the candy coated pain reliever. Because it is. Plus it melts in your mouth, not in your hand. So they're kind of like M&M's. Only M&M's don't take away the headaches I get from work. That's what scotch is for.

But if I was really a nice person I would have handed out little packets of Advil for Halloween instead of fun size bags of M&M's. And you know what. That shit's not very fun. There's like 8 M&N's in there. That's a total of 16 M's and quite frankly, that's not very fun.