Things I want out of life

Some people have large aspirations in life. Become a millionaire, or a CEO or a Senator. I just want something simple. I want to have a category 4 or 5 hurricane named after me and I want it to destroy large portions of the South. Florida or Texas preferably. Not just because I dislike the South, but because nobody remembers the names of all the millionaires Fucking Hurricane Katrina, that's memorable. So yeah, that's what I want, I want a hurricane named after me. And I want it to kill lots of crazy fucking rednecks.