Breasts

I was asked today why men stare at women's breasts. It took a while but I think I know now. It's because they're targets. The breast, the area around the nipple and the nipple are three concentric circles. Women literally have a pair of 3D bullseye's no matter what article of clothing they wear. But if they wear a skirt it's even worse. you've got two bullseye's and what basically amounts to an invitation for easy access. But in case you think this sexist, it probably is, but keep in mind that all men are afraid of women. We have no self control which means we're constantly living with the fear of doing stupid shit to impress women and worse yet, failing.