Icebergs

So a couple of different people have asked me where I am, I'm in Omaha right now where it's fricken cold. I leave tomorrow for nice warmer climates. But in the mean time I've been pondering a lot of cold stuff. Icebergs for example make me annoyed. They're too big to fit into my Collins glass, they melt before they get to the topics whre I'd want them anyway and between the sale and the seal shit, they'd make horrible sno cones. Strawberry seal shit, is not an appetizing flavor of shave ice. and Walrus Jizm wasn't on the menu at Matsumoto's the last time I checked.