Lemony shit

As part of the earthquake that happened today everyone was directed to conserve water, so I figure alright, I take like a 20 second shower, I'm drinking whatevers in the fridge (power was out too so I had a good excuse to finish off the milk, wine, ice cream, etc.) rather than using the tap. And I'm basically not flusing the toilet. Now I figure, OK, I've got air freshener, I can cover up the smell, but please understand that after 14 hours, lemony citrus shit still smells like shit.