Kid's Toys

There need to be more demonic kids toys. Like the Speak 'n Spell. That thing had the freakiest voice. It was like Satan was possessing your kids stuff. I'm sure it converted a bunch of toddlers to Baptist.

You don't get toys like that anymore. When was the last time a tickle-me Elmo turned demonic? Doesn't happen. Because there's no good kids toys anymore.