God and War
So I'm watching the news this afternoon, watching people released from prison priasing fucking Allah and watching soldiers going off to Iraq pray to God and shit. And I honestly, don't see what in the shit God, Allah, Yahweh or Thor the fucking Thunder God has to do with any of that shit.
I mean really. If He was paying attention at all to your mumbling in fellatio position he wouldn't let the war go through in the first place right? So what the hell are you asking God for?
And let's say you pray to God and some douche with an RPG prays to Allah, doesn't that cancel out anyway, so you're still on your own. Unless your Mom's a Jew, your Dad's a Baptist, you're wife's Catholic and your crazy ass brother converted to Bahai. Then you can pray all over the place and cover your religious bases.
I mean really. If He was paying attention at all to your mumbling in fellatio position he wouldn't let the war go through in the first place right? So what the hell are you asking God for?
And let's say you pray to God and some douche with an RPG prays to Allah, doesn't that cancel out anyway, so you're still on your own. Unless your Mom's a Jew, your Dad's a Baptist, you're wife's Catholic and your crazy ass brother converted to Bahai. Then you can pray all over the place and cover your religious bases.
posted by rpalmeira at 3:03 AM
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