Lawyers

Lawyers, we get it. You went to school for a very long time. You know shit that nobody else finds useful, you like long sentences and hitherto you know a few Latin phrases. Well, fuckus you-us. Go find a better use for your time. Go run for political office or something. At least if you’re a public servant, I can tell you to go get me a ham sandwich. Fuck you, I’m the public, so ipso facto go get my fucking sandwich before I shove my pro bono right up your amicus curiae.