The Pill

I take lots of pills. Usually Advil, Asprin, Motrin. Random painkillers. Maybe something stronger if I'm flying long distances and TSA pisses me off more than normal. But I have never taken THE PILL. I've never had to, and it wouldn't work on me, but I'm consistently impressed by how when you say "the pill", everyone knows fuck well exactly what pill you're talking about. Unless you're in the Matrix, then you still have to choose between the red one and the blue one, but I'll bet one of those is still "the pill."