Urban warfare

Do I need to be taking a nap? No. And if I’m honest, there’s a bunch of stuff I should probably be doing this afternoon, but as I sit here half asleep while three fucking neighbor kids yell at the top of their balls-yet-to-drop soprano voices for no particular fucking reason other than, it appears, to make goddamn noise, all I want to do is blast hardcore porn out extremely large speakers at their apartment at three AM while they’re trying to goddamn sleep.