Jewey AF

As much as it’s standard reading, if Anne Frank knew you were reading her diary, I bet she’d be pretty annoyed. What teenager wouldn’t be pissed if everyone not only read their diary, but was assigned that reading as homework? But it has reinforced my belief that this generation fails in creativity. There’s a lot of noise, and little of substance on the Intagram of “Jewey AF” (that’s for Anne Frank, not “As Fuck”, you racist). Maybe if we had a nice holocaust in the midwest, in fifty years, our grandchildren could learn history from the Facebook of Britney or we could make all middle schoolers read (and translate from the original Emoji) the Twitter of Flo-Dizzle.