#lovewins

I think of marriage as a long-term bet between people. See if I was to get married, it’s because someday, I want someone to find my dead body someday before it’s just a desiccated corpse discovered by a Jehovah’s Witness. And I think that if I was to get married, my wife would be looking for the same. So it becomes a bet between two people about who’s going to die first. And the loser gets to spend the waning months of their life hoping not to be eaten by stray animals. That’s why I think people have kids. Hedging their bets. #lovewins