Parties

I was a registered Democrat. But I’ve recently come to a new political philosophy. I don’t think it has a name yet, but it’s very easy. We have a simple platform. Kind of like the Republicans have a tendency to think that cutting taxes will solve everything, we have one solution to pretty much all major issues of the day: you know those warnings that say “don’t try this at home.” They go away. In fact, we encourage everyone who wants to, to try that at home. Whatever it was, give it a whirl. Think that bath salts sound like fun? Go for it. Watched a YouTube clip of someone in one of those wing suits? Try one from your roof. Those tightrope walkers are pretty impressive right? You’ve been sitting on a couch for six hours. I’m sure that’s sufficient training.