Antiques

Where I live, a gallon of gas is about $3 and a gallon of milk is about %6 which means that a molotov cocktail is less expensive than a balanced breakfast. Thing is, oil is basically just organic matter that's millions of years old, compressed into goop then pumped up from deep within the earth and then refined. Whereas milk is processed grass from living cows. And I thought that antiques were supposed to be valuable.