Friday, September 28, 2012

on racist cereal

I remember growing up there was a cartoon spokesman for the cereal Fruit Loops that was a toucan. Toucan Sam was his name. If I’m being totally racist here I have to admit I’m kind of disappointed that he didn’t speak with a Jewish accent and the occasional Yiddish word. “What!?! you kids want my cereal, that’s just mean. I blame it on the facata schools not teaching you good morals. Oy! You haven’t taken enough already, okay fine, here, take the fruits and the loops. Call your bubby.”


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