Sharks

I was watching part of Jaws this morning and came to realize something. Sharks are carnivores right? So let's say that a shark is cruising the waters off of California and happens to bite a swimmer that is...let's say...mostly silicon. If you were that shark, how fucking pissed would you be? I mean, you don't have any hands, you'd be swimming around with plastic in your teeth and all the other fish would laugh at you like "hey man, you've got something stuck right there" and you couldn't really do anything about it other than maybe bite a pufferfish and try to use him like a toothpick. Plus, that's just one more industry for the EPA to crack down on for tossing more trash into the ocean and violating the Clean Water Act.