Laughing now?

I wonder if when he was a kid, Alec Baldwin would hear people trying to be sarcastic saying "don't be a smart alec" and just kind of file it in the back of his head. Then when he got older, he did a few so-so movies and went ballistic on voicemail and was all like "what the hell, I thought you wanted me to be stupid?!?"

At that point, you just kind of have to say "fuck it. 30 Rock is great, my SNL skits are goddamn awesome and who else could play Jack Ryan and Mr. Conductor for Thomas the Tank Engine. In a fictional world, I get to bang Elizabeth Banks. That's right. you can all go fuck yourselves." And he'd be right. I mean sure, George Carlin played Mr Conductor too and he was funny as all hell, but it's still nice to think back on the sarcastic assholes of your youth and remember how much their lives suck now.