Not Current

Perhaps I'm just not current on the state of the sex toy industry or pornography, but I just saw a picture of a girl playing with an....adult....fake male penis, and it was colored. Now I can sort of understand that. Flesh colored ones, black ones, pink ones even if they're supposed to be girly, but why blue? Are you supposed to imagine being fucked by a smurf? Sumrfs are small, this thing looked like someone cut off the arm of the Beast from the X-Men comics and just decided to insert it in a random orifice. I am slightly disturbed now. Not enough to walk away from dinner, because I skipped lunch and I'm hungry, but disturbed none the less.