Jesus

I get that Jesus was tortured on the cross and we're supposed to appreciate it. But how come they didn't torture him by kicking him in the nuts. I saw that Mel Gibson where they beat the shit out of Jesus and I think they did everything except kick him in the balls.

And why the fuck is swearing supposedly bad because Jesus said so? You don't think he was swearing when they nailed his ass to the cross. If someone nailed my ass to the cross, I'd be swearing up a storm. And a bit too worried about my own ass to care if someone else dropped an F-bomb