Knighthood

I think that if you're going to get the honor of being knighted it should be kind of a balanced deal. Like yeah, everybody in the UK calls you "sir" but then, anyone, at any time can challenge you to a joust and you must accept his or her challenge. 'Cause I think I could take Elton John. Paul McCartney, I'm not sure about and Judy Dench would fucking wallop me, but Elton John, I think I could take him in a joust.